Overheard at Gettysburg

“I can’t wait to hate my job.”
Economics Department

“It isn’t easy to become Amish.  It’s a long process.  The Amish will haze you.”
Masters Hall

“Did you try practice another version?”
Musselman Library

“Yeah, that’s capitalism. First it was the invention of the universe, then capitalism happened.”
Musselman Library

“I feel like everyone in power has killed someone at some point.”
Musselman Library

“I think everyone should experience quicksand at least once in their life.”
Shmucker Hall

“If you’re out of breath by the top of Glat steps, you need to hit Jaeger.”
Glatfelter Hall

To share what funny things you have overheard around the Burg, submit it to skinha01@gettysburg.edu.