“I can’t wait to hate my job.”
“It isn’t easy to become Amish. It’s a long process. The Amish will haze you.”
“Did you try practice another version?”
“Yeah, that’s capitalism. First it was the invention of the universe, then capitalism happened.”
“I feel like everyone in power has killed someone at some point.”
“I think everyone should experience quicksand at least once in their life.”
“If you’re out of breath by the top of Glat steps, you need to hit Jaeger.”
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