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This Monday, SNL comedians Colin Jost and Michael Che hosted the 70th annual Primetime Emmy Award Show. After reading headlines declaring their performance the unfunniest and least-watched in Emmys’ history, I decided to see if the red carpet fashion was any better. Fortunately, the majority of men and women attending the ceremony dressed in a … More Emmys 2018 Red Carpet Fashion: Best & Worst

As a staunch patron of Bullet Hole breakfast, I recently sampled “Oui,” one of its yogurt offerings. I was not prepared for such an experience. This blessed concoction must be crafted by God Himself; it is at once sweet yet tart, and manifests in a glorious, velvety texture. I found myself swooning as I savored … More Say Yes to “Oui”

Like any sentient human being, I am a huge fan of Taylor Swift. Her amazing lyricism and great vocals have won her a much deserved spot in the music industry and my heart. As such, I have decided to list my top ten favorite Taylor Swift songs. For this list, I focused on lyrics, melody, … More Top Ten Taylor Swift Songs

The funny thing about elections is that typically eligible voters who actually vote are already registered and ready to vote.  But so many people, including a disappointing number on our campus, have no intention to vote in this pivotal upcoming election. My friends, like much of this campus, will often explain why they don’t vote … More Your Excuse For Not Voting Is Probably Dumb

As the site of one of our nation’s most historic battles, it is no surprise that Gettysburg, PA is still home to quite a few rivalries. Today, the debate between Ragged Edge and The Ugly Mug, Gettysburg’s two premier coffeehouses, is perhaps the most contentious. Almost every Gettysburg college student holds a strong opinion on … More Gettysburg Brawl: Ragged Edge vs. Ugly Mug

To those who park their belongings on the window seats in Musselman Library, It is no surprise that the window seats in Musselman Library are prized study locations on campus. As such, it is important to allow other people the chance to use them. Since there are so few, their availability is already going to … More To those who park their belongings on the window seats in Musselman Library,

After consistent demand, I decided to share what one’s Mario Kart character choice reveals about their personality. To keep it simple, I am only considering the main characters. Obviously, this article is meant in good fun, so please enjoy! Mario – You’re a no-nonsense person who likes to get the job done. Unfortunately, you’re not … More What your Mario Kart character choice says about you

As the fall semester begins, students start to settle into their new homes. At this point, bitter upperclassmen have made peace with the hand the housing lottery dealt them, and everyone is focused on making their new living situations as comfortable as possible. However, it is impossible to ignore the fact that some campus housing … More A definitive ranking of Gettysburg College campus housing

This week police in Iowa found the body of 20-year-old Mollie Tibbetts. She was murdered by a man who followed her while she was out for a run. Mollie Tibbetts was my age. She looked like me. She had long brown hair like me. She was in college like me. She liked to go running … More Who’s after Mollie Tibbetts?

Finals week is around the corner and I’ve noticed a decline in library etiquette recently. Considering many people who don’t usually spend much time in the library will be hitting the books to study, it seems like people could use a refresher on the written and unwritten rules of the library. First, it seems that … More A Return to Law & Order in the Library

In the middle of this semester, I was forced to move out of my dorm and into Seminary (it’s a very long story that has to do with #MoldGate.) Seminary has its charms and quirks. It’s a definite perk to be (technically) off campus. I’m not awoken by drunk people shouting outside of Muss on … More What it was like living alone this semester